Type Nicely

Ok, here's a point of order: we, as a race, are not at war with our keyboards. There is no need what-so-ever to slam on them like they were covered with roaches.

Hitting the keys harder does not make you type faster, nor better, nor does it impress anyone around you. All it does is give you a repetitive strain injury (thank god) and me a headache. And I get the headache even if I'm not nearby, I think -- so anytime, anywhere you bash on a keyboard, you're actually giving me a headache. I don't understand it either, all I know is I get a lot of headaches and it's your fault.

The keyboard is your friend, not your 101+ keyed punching bag.